What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations.

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.

1. NO SLIP: enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NON REFLECTIVE LENSES: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any workouts taking place in the Upside Down.